Shrek

Shrek is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of destroying an entire planet with a single breath, he is revered in many cultures throughout the universe. On earth, his existence was first revealed because of the Shrek movies, and later grew to be one of the most common religions in the universe. He rewards his followers in many ways, the most common being blessing them with his holy cock. His followers pray to him every day, and whenever the phrase "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" is said, Shrek grows in power. He punishes those who insult him or his followers, bringing hope to his followers.