Creation of the universe

The chain of events known as the big bang has been speculated upon for many moons, but there is one theory that stands out and makes the most sense. Around 999999.999BC there was a fracture in the space-time-jockulum that caused a powerful deity to pop into existence. This being was known as the The Coffee Grinders. The Coffee Grinders were all-powerful Gods who were sent by spirits to plant their seed in our universe. The Coffee Grinders planted one seed that would spread tranquility across the known universe. This seed would be known as Ogloff. Ogloff was a rich and powerful being who later captured the love of many men on Earth (but we'll get to that later). This seed would create all of the galaxies, suns, and planets in our universe that we all know and love, including Earth. Ogloff would also make a special breed of planets that she would visit and help populate with The Super Dalks. Earth was one of the first planets populated with Super Dalks.