The Three Meme Gods

The Three Meme Gods are the disciples of Ogloff, and are gifted with the power to create memes. The first god is Guy Fieri, who can make the meme spicy. The second is Billy Mays, who can spread it throughout the galaxy. The third is Michael Rosen, who births the meme. During the summer of 2009, Billy Mays was killed by the anti-memers. The other two gods mourned him briefly, but quickly realized they would not be able to bring the memes to the people without Billy. They began training people in the art of the meme, giving those such as Johnny Yo the power to create memes.